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November 19, 2013

Colossatron: Special Report – Prototypes

General Moustache continues to stand strong as the battle to stop Colossatron intensifies.

The military leader spoke with Rick Dalton of Action News 6 and unveiled a range of new weapons designed to halt the rampaging beast in its tracks.

Among these were the high-powered “Super Tank” and the creatively named “Gunship”.

General Moustache expressed confidence in these state-of-the-art vehicles and reassured viewers that the tide of battle would soon turn. “We’re going to send this thing right back to where it came from,” he said.

The 30-minute interview was cut short due to unspecified “technical difficulties” and official spokesmen could not be reached for comment.

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